I am a Snickers addict. They actually call to me. I can hear them call to me from the candy machine down the hall. Sure, I know they're no good for me. I know the sweet sweet chocolate and nougat won't accelerate my weight loss. But they satisfy me. The tagline doesn't lie. It satisfies my chocoholic tendencies. This is very important for a woman. There should be an "Ode to a Snickers". If I was feeling more poetic, I might attempt to compose one myself. If there's an "Ode to a Grecian Urn", why shouldn't there be an ode to snickers? Note to self: write ode.
Mmmm...chocolate bliss....