Okay I don't like getting messages from my doctor (who I just visited yesterday) asking me to call her back about my labwork. That's just damn scary. Am I dying? Do I have some sort of weird growth? Cancer? Rickets? Am I barren? Maybe I'm paranoid. Maybe she's just going to tell me that everything is fine and that she just wanted to tell me that in person. Or maybe she's calling to tell me that I only have 3 days to live! If that's the case, I guess I better have a damn good time on Halloween. Maybe I better designate a beneficiary for my oh so huge 401k plan. hm. Do I have life insurance? Maybe I should look at that, too.